Who's pact with SATAN is such that no human agent or agency can touch me.
This is so that I can usher in the time of the Great Tribulations, the time of radiation and sickness, death and plagues, starvation and cannibalism.
I am the Dark Prince, and I am here to claim your soul.
It seems to me that you have been moving from “I’d hit it!” to a more serious and thoughtful tone to your writing. You write with great enthusiasm and that is a real strength. I urge you to continue your move to more serious writing. Keep your enthusiasm and energy, but discipline it to create writing that is enjoyable to read. “I’d hit it!” is funny, but joking about bedding Marine’s wives and claiming to be satan’s son isn’t much fun to read.