“He didn’t die,so he can’t get the award.. Honorabel mention though.”
The Darwin Award does not require the awardee to die, merely be rendered incapable of reproduction. So, if he had lost the family jewels, he would still have been a contender. Usually winners in this category are drunks who absent-mindedly piss on the third rail.
Or gangbangers who put guns down the fronts of their pants.