What if an "artist" announces very soon that on the opening day of the new Serrano exhibit, he will create "Piss Koran" on the sidewalk right outside of the museum?
Plenty of pre-publicity. Lots of photos of the separate dry jar, and the dry Koran, in advance. Really promote it. Youtube videos, etc.
Hold "Piss Christ" hostage, in effect.
What a mind-blowing quandry for the politically correct commisars!
What would happen?
What would the President say? The Secretary of State? The Mayor? American Muslim leaders? Foreign Muslim dictators?
If the police threaten to arrest the "Piss Koran" artist, announce ten other "Piss Korans" will be created in Zuccotti "Freedom Park" or somewhere else nearby.
Interesting opportunity to "compare and contrast," eh?
One set of rules for the Islamic Overlords, and another set for the dhimmi kufir infidels?
Love your idea.
We need Ann Barnhardt to handle the job.
1. Get about 20 Korans. Chicken wire. Loose wire. Flour. Paint. Wirecutters and needle nose pliers. Rope.
2. Tear all the pages out of the Korans (video running), tear the pages into strips, put the strips into a basin full of thin flour and water paste.
3. Using the chicken wire is a framework, take the paste covered strips using the paper mache’ principle and create a pinata of a giant Muhammad head with a turban.
4, Paint the pinata, fill it with cooked bacon, and hang it from a tree limb.
5. Take four hot female volunteers wearing string bikinis and muslim veils and head scarves, arm each with a stick, and have about a dozen volunteer dogs waiting underneath the pinata for what will fall out.
5. Make sure to get the money shots as they’re bending over and whacking at Mohammed’s head while yelling Allah Akbar, Allah Akbar...and the dogs are jumping up and down and tearing up the pieces and eating the bacon...happy dogs
6. Conduct an interview with a person acting like a serious artist, saying how this is his mode of self expression, while the women in string bikinis with hijabs hanging around on him like he’s Hugh Hefner.
7. After the video goes viral, cash in and start the next project: a heavy metal band called Psychopathic Pedophile, and all the band members are bearded Muhammeds with turbans... ;^)
You gotta use pig piss. That should really piss them off.
Cheers!