[a fool in paradise]

Facial recognition software that is not robust enough to handle smiling?

Just smile everywhere you go and Big Brother will never know who you are!

[Daffynition]

Just to nitpick...Einstein never learned to drive a car, so he'd have no need for a driver's license.

[Slings and Arrows]

Apropos of nothing, Einstein and Godel lived in New Jersey when they were at the Institute for Advanced Studies.