Posted on 09/18/2012 8:12:12 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
“so watch out for anything sitting around unsecured.”
Such as....empty chairs on the front lawn.... ;-)
Keep a weather eye out there!!
I live in “Entitlementville”. THESE people WANT to be where they are and they want you and I to be there too. I disagree vehemently with Rush. The overwhelming majority of these government teat suckers are not interested in upward mobility.
I concur 100% with you.
Amen!
Meanwhile - there are FOUR dead Americans and no answers....
For heaven’s sake, don’t let the Traitor-In-Chief’s *chair* blow away! LOL.
53% BUMP
“...negotiations with these people.”
Negotiations are futile; the bombing begins in 5 minutes.
Jake Tapper is tweeting about Rush’s comment.
I think the pictures here,,,,speak to your comments perfectly :-)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2932816/posts
Good afternoon n’@!
Rush is really right today—but I too fear his good advice (seize the moment and teach the 47%) will fall on tone deaf political ears...
And speaking of ears...Dear Leader is on Letterman tonight...priorities!
I may need to make room on my car. I had to chase a libtard away Friday. He was picking at my “I’d rather be a conservative nutjob than a liberal with no nuts and no job” bumper sticker.
I resent the 47% If that makes me elitist, so be it.
Sunday, I learnd the amabasador was gay and had a very good,almost too good, working knowledge of Arabic and seems more than familiar with the people. It was all passed off as "how much he loved the people" I fell for it. Probably not the case.CIA makes a lot more sense.
At then end of Beck's piece about an hour ago he asked why Stevens was sodomized ,and why the muzzies do that stuff and then claimed that everything they do has a double message.He was getting at Stevens being gay. We already know that here on FR. It was brought out Sunday here.
The administration is lying their ass off trying to cover up stuff.
Now we learn that the real reason why these clowns got so enraged after Friday prayers aside from being churned up by crazy imams is the blind sheik.
Our side may release him hard to tell.
The chair is hurricane proof. The putter, not so much.
I wish!
Ha! Sadly true!
You’re a golfer?
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