Posted on 09/18/2012 8:12:12 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Its all unbelieveable,Atlas Shrugs has some great ideas on how to quell it all. The gal that runs that,Pam Geller, is really brilliant. She knows what makes muzzies tick.
GASP Romney is smiling:
http://twitchy.com/2012/09/18/media-fail-journalists-report-romney-smiling-how-dare-he-not-implode-over-news-cycle/?utm_source=autotweet&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=twitter
Chicago math problem for students:
“If Shanika buys 5 rocks of cocaine form Tyrone at 112 bucks a rock, and divides the cost equally between all the Crips in her family, how much money will she have left over to give her pimp?”
I was a senior in prep school during that election. I was the only one in the dorm who stayed up to watch the results come in and see Ford lose. I remember the melancholy to this day.
Thanks for letting me know what a youngster you are and what an old broad I am ;-) LOL
Can’t believe I got Egypt confused with Libya but I did,wow what a cluster for several days now.Sorrrry!
Needs a .45 in the head.
LOLOL,ROTFLMAO, I needed that thanks.
The candidates attend these secret meetings with donors and explain how conservative they are?
THE CANDIDATES ARE LYING!!!
Smell the coffee!
I hope not to be thought to digress on Rush's statements. Two things on my mind. (1) The experience a number of years ago in Ontario. The conservative premier, Mike Harris brought about Work Fare. The able bodied recipients of welfare were directed to do work locally. The howls of the usual subjects (not on welfare) called it forced labour, forced the hours down to 17 hours per week.
The welfare rolls diminished thereafter. It follows that the nudge was needed for many people. The resentment of others in low pay jobs, when faced with boasts of welfare recipients, was at least addressed. It is doubly hard for most people that do not need to at least, put in a showing, to get out of the rut. The rut of guaranteed un-earned payments. My second reason must wait - too much preaching. (grin)
and soon she will have another iran - syria
but hey - she has succeeded in funding gay pride parades around the planet
http://www.examiner.com/article/obama-orders-us-state-department-to-fund-homosexual-groups-overseas
she never read her job description
And isnt it AMAZING how the Huma/Muslim Brotherhood infiltration of our government story has “suddenly” disappeared from the headlines!!!!!!!
I hope Levin keeps that story alive...or at least SOMONE keeps it alive!
Not too surprising,rumors of her escapades with houma are endless. Did you see that photo! Looks like she started drinking about a week ago and is still at it..
Truth is there is so much devious/illegal stuff going on with this administration its a full time job just to keep up with it1!
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