Because I need a cranky old broad around here for... what?
T'would end in bludgeoning or poison, I'm afraid. For who, I'm not quite sure. ;)
I ping you for your pithy opinions. You haven't let me down.
/johnny
Yes, our opinions would clash exponentially until critical mass was reached, producing chaos.
You're a nice kid, just not old enough to compete with an elder such as I am.