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Hello, Mr. Kaker?
Yes, this is Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano. How are you this lovely afternoon?
Excellent. I just want to say how interesting I find your posts on Free Republic. They’re really a hoot sometimes, and we in the Administration appreciate some humor and your occassional support of us.
Nonetheless, it has unfortunately come to our attention that some of your posts have needlessley inflamed the Occupy Wallstreet Movement.
Yes, yes, they are a rowdy bunch. And they smell a bit too. Anyhoo, some of them have become violent as you may have noticed in the media.
So, I just want to ASK you politely if you would refrain from posting anything that that Occupy Wall Street movement might find offensive?
You know, anything like a defense of Free Markets or Speech. You know how it riles them up! And we at the Department really don’t need any more headaches.
I’m sure you understand.
For example, it would be tragic if anything were to happen to that nice dog “Fluffy” you’re holding or if that prop-job you’re taking to Sheboygan next week were to be, ah, “affected” shall we say by any of your anti-Occupy Wall Street postings.
So! Until next time, Mr. Kaker! You have a great day, and don’t cross any busy streets! Those OWS people can be so unpredictable, you know.
Bump!