What have they been eating? The kids?
Red shirts... appropriate.
BWAHAHA!
Putting on my custom-designed Reynolds wrap high-frequency receiver chapeau:
Rahm has it all planned out. He created this crisis so he could take advantage of it. Set 400,000 undisciplined violent kids out on the loose on the streets of Chicago. They get ahold of their housemates (can’t call them parents) booze, drugs and guns. So bored...what to do?
Phone or text all your Facebook and Twitter friends to meet downtown at a set time, set place. Rampage through the streets, parks, and stores. Steal, rape, and kill.
Voila! Chaos! Voila: Kristelnacht, Chicago-style.