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Chris Matthews: If Clinton Landed On Mars "He Would Know How To Reproduce" (video)
RealClearPolitics ^ | September 6, 2012 | Ian Schwartz

Posted on 09/05/2012 10:34:29 PM PDT by i88schwartz

Chris Matthews: "If Clinton landed on Mars, he would know how to do it with them. He would know how to reproduce. He would know everything. He'd just instinctively know. How to talk to people. He'd be laughing in about five minutes."

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: barackobama; billclinton; billclintonspeech; chrismatthews; dnc; dncconvention
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To: i88schwartz; GeronL; UCANSEE2
LOL!

HAPPY-XD
41 posted on 09/05/2012 11:50:58 PM PDT by hawaiianninja (Palm note to self: Work for a successful 2012! +Throw the liberal garbage out!)
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To: tina07

It is so sad that a man like this is admired, especially by woman. He defiled the Oval office, lied under oath, and sexually assaulted women and here he is being cheered by thousands. Certainly shows the moral decline of this Country. And it will only get worse.


42 posted on 09/05/2012 11:51:41 PM PDT by brightright
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To: MasterGunner01
How does he know that Clinton could breed with a Martian? How does he know that a Martian would find it acceptable to breed with Clinton (or Mathews for that matter).

Best answer I can find is that both Matthews and Clinton are Martians. Or at the least aliens.

43 posted on 09/06/2012 12:12:02 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 ( If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you talk to my invisible friend.)
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To: brightright
Certainly shows the moral decline of this Country.

The sad part is that the MORAL DECLINE was part of a PLAN.

And our enemy SHOWED US THE PLAN and has , point by point, been completing it.

44 posted on 09/06/2012 12:19:11 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 ( If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you talk to my invisible friend.)
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To: i88schwartz

I wouldn’t be so.sure Chris. Have you seen pictures of Chelsea and Webb Hubbell together?


45 posted on 09/06/2012 1:25:59 AM PDT by SeaHawkFan
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To: i88schwartz

Matthews has got to be stoned. But then again I have heard more intelligent hypotheses from people who are stoned so I’m not sure what he is on.


46 posted on 09/06/2012 1:42:12 AM PDT by mikey_hates_everything
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To: i88schwartz

So, Bill Clinton is James T. Kirk now?


47 posted on 09/06/2012 1:49:27 AM PDT by servo1969
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To: i88schwartz
...he would know how to do it with them. He would know how to reproduce.
So now Chris "Hissy Fit" Matthews is getting a thrill up his leg at the thought of Clinton "doing it" with Martians to reproduce.

What a freak show he is!

48 posted on 09/06/2012 2:05:41 AM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: i88schwartz
Afterthought...

He would know how to reproduce.

Since Democrats are pro choice what would a Martian abortion be called? A Marticion?

49 posted on 09/06/2012 2:13:32 AM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: i88schwartz

Tingles has a point. Clinton found a hundreds of years old mummy attractive, I’m sure he wouldn’t have a problem doing it with a living space alien.


50 posted on 09/06/2012 2:29:31 AM PDT by Fresh Wind ('People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook.' Richard M. Nixon)
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To: i88schwartz

The poor Martians better put some ice on that...


51 posted on 09/06/2012 4:25:54 AM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (I will fear no muslim))
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To: i88schwartz

"Hey, there, darlin' that's a pretty dress!"


52 posted on 09/06/2012 4:36:01 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (FUMR)
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To: i88schwartz

That can mean only one thing. He would f*** himself.


53 posted on 09/06/2012 4:38:05 AM PDT by all the best (`~!)
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To: i88schwartz
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"Fascinating"
54 posted on 09/06/2012 4:44:22 AM PDT by PowderMonkey (WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
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To: DoughtyOne

Oh. The tragedy of self abuse.


55 posted on 09/06/2012 4:50:07 AM PDT by Vehmgericht
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To: i88schwartz

Bubba can’t even reproduce on earth, according to Gennifer Flowers

But he could introduce the herpes virus into the Martian population, according to Monica Lewinsky


56 posted on 09/06/2012 4:50:39 AM PDT by silverleaf (Age Takes a Toll: Please Have Exact Change)
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To: ottbmare

You wrote: “Mentally ill.”

EXACTLY my first thought!


57 posted on 09/06/2012 5:05:58 AM PDT by Joe Marine 76 ("It's The Natural Born Citizenship, Stupid!")
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To: i88schwartz; Allegra; big'ol_freeper; Lil'freeper; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; Cincinatus' Wife; ...
Re: If Clinton landed on Mars, he would know how to do it

You know, this... means WAR!

58 posted on 09/06/2012 6:43:55 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Joe Marine 76

After Obama loses the election..they are going to retitle “Hardball” as “Unhinged”


59 posted on 09/06/2012 7:22:35 AM PDT by ken5050
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To: Vehmgericht

Exactly! And for Clinton, I can’t think of a better place than Mars.


60 posted on 09/06/2012 8:53:27 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (Americans want what Americans always wanted: Better lives for families; little government authority.)
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