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To: tomkat

I tried using watermelons instead of oil, but they’re soggy and don’t burn worth a dang.

22 posted on 09/05/2012 1:39:50 PM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)

To: Izzy Dunne

Doritos actually make excellent kindling.

29 posted on 09/05/2012 1:53:46 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working fors)

To: Izzy Dunne

Have you tried using spices instead of oil?

I understand Mussolini made the trains run on thyme.

41 posted on 09/05/2012 2:18:37 PM PDT by USFRIENDINVICTORIA

To: Izzy Dunne

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51 posted on 09/05/2012 4:17:24 PM PDT by tomkat

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