Posted on 09/01/2012 8:23:25 PM PDT by upchuck
Friend --
To thank you for your support of this campaign, we'd like to give you your choice of one of our bumper stickers.
Take a look, pick which design you'd like, and we'll send it to you -- for free:
Thanks,
Obama for America
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Free bumper sticker. Is that how nobama spells desperation?
What is the minimum you can donate to get a bumper sticker?
Siphoning off an opponents resources is a tactic we often use.
Flyer? I’d LOVE one! Bumper sticker? Oh yes! Twenty minute empty discussion? Bring it!
You do not have to donate anything. I have had several sent to me.
I also sign up for tickets to every campaign event close to me (but I can never show up since I still have a job, for the moment). At least it depresses the enthusiasm.
I would love to see the brake like lit up!
STOP!!!!!
I just noticed something curious. None of those stickers mention 2012. Hummmm...
Wow, wouldn’t want to get on your wrong side. Nice going...
A simple bumper sticker.
Good Hunting... from Varmint Al
You can bet they come attached to a packet voter registration forms from all 57 states.
I’m thinking of attending our neighborhood dem convention acceptance speech party to sow seeds of doubt and hopelessness.
I may not have much money or enthusiasm to help the Romney campaign, but I can at least have some fun reducing depressing resources and energy from the other side.
Oops, “reducing” was supposed to be deleted and replaced by “depressing.”
Someone I know has been putting anti-0bama stickers on liberals’ cars. Hope none of them are vandalized by vengeful Lefties.
One of your flunkies strolled out to the WH driveway, snapped a shot of one of the expensive, gas-guzzling taxpayer provided SS SUVs -- maybe even the one with the retractable roof and pop-up minigun. (The rugged steel guard over the tail light was the tip off!) The image was brought back in where another flunky PhotoShopped those stickers on the rear hatch. That really IS special, BO!
I might be inclined to accept your offer of one of them if only to commemorate your soon to end usurpation of the presidency. Might have some collector value as I'm pretty sure they will be a seriously limited press run and even lower distribution. The temptation would increase if you would send me one of those printed in Farsi or Arabic. Thanks but no thanks as I wouldn't have room on my 12 year-old taxpayer provided (that'd be MOI!) minivan as the back is already covered with Romney/Ryan stickers.
In the spirit of aiding your departure from public life, some of us are doing a pretty brisk business (which we DID built) selling the stickers you'll find below. We can hardly keep up with the demand and we'd like to thank you for the success of our little cottage enterprise.
Wishing you the very worst of luck in the upcoming election, we remain,
Disgustedly,
Dick Bachert
PS: We are telling all your supporters we encounter -- in the last week alone, we ran into 3 of them -- to be sure to get to the polls on November 8th. We even gave them maps to the nearest SEIU bus pick-up points that day and suggested they bring along a small bag for their free pint of Night Train.
Hee hee... sounds like a fun time!
I occasionally troll the Obama forums with the most dumb lies, I think they’re called “bouncies” in some venues. As a testament to their extreme stupidity, I haven’t had anyone call me out yet.
Ping me your report of sowing the seeds of doubt and hopelessness, if you generate such a report.
I live in mass. I saw an I love obamacare bumper sticker today. The driver was a fat ugly white woman.
I never thought we would have a worse president than Carter. I was definitely wrong. obamma actually makes Carter look presidential!
What is an example or two, don’t quote them but give a hint.
I LIKE this! Good thinkin, Dobe!
Let’s see... a great example, I claimed that if you applied the absolute function to all the jobs reports and added them up, Obama had more jobs created than any other President in history. That got a lot of likes. Seriously.
Not mine, but another fellow-troller : abortions used to be done with rocks.
Next time I’ll probably do something along the lines of “OMG did you hear Romney on the stump today call to end all contraceptives?”
I don’t get the joke.
They see that you are posting agreement with them.
“Obama had more jobs created than any other President in history.”
“abortions used to be done with rocks.” (pre legal)
“Romney on the stump today call to end all contraceptives”
They naturally dismiss awkward phrasing like we always do on the internet, they are agreeing with the sentiment expressed.
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