You should be banned for life for using the words, "panties" and, "Helen Thomas" in the same sentence.
“What has more wrinkles, Larry ODonnells panties or Helen Thomas face?”
You should be banned for life for using the words, “panties” and, “Helen Thomas” in the same sentence.”
Duly noted, though in my defense, I *did* separate and distinguish panty possession between the two offending parties in this case.