Posted on 08/31/2012 7:49:58 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
damn , Tiger woke up
Pretty cool.
Would like to meet Sununu. He’s part Palestinian, I understand.
I CANNOT WAIT for that Vice Presidential debate... October 11th. Must-see TV!
I think Romney will annihilate The One in the debates as well...
It was Mark Levin who first got pizzed because Mittens called 0bama a “nice guy”. And they are accusing Rush?
LOL!
Not to be nitpicky, but I believe the photo you posted illustrates a spelling, not grammar, issue.
;-)
Actually, that’s not an error that’s Kenyanese for “Forward”....
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Wow! Biden has never been so popular. lol.
ROTFL! That was my favorite part of Clint's routine last night. Hubby and I are still LOL over that line.
Actual quote: "Of course we all know Biden is the intellect of the Democratic party... Kind of a grin with a body behind it."
Sununu on Hannity lately has been on fire. It’s like he’s had a RINOectomy.
“he can’t do that to himself” was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard during a convention :-O
The idiots at MSLSD reacted to that by claiming that Clint had dropped the F bomb! LOL
They were most offended LOL
I was thinking he could have rode Ryan’s coat-tails after last nite, Paul Ryan is like the student who gets the math assignment at the back of the book, works all the problems, and then does the extra-credit too. A teacher doesn’t have to worry about excuses for homework not getting it done.
The absolutely hilarious aspect about the perceived outrage of the mslsd clones to Eastwood is that if he did the same exact thing only as a dem it would have been A- OK,double standard at work once again.
The brilliance was empty chair 0bama that dropped the F Bomb LMAO!!!
What is so reassuring about Paul Ryan is to know that he is a student of Kudlow and the late Jack Kemp,two brilliant minds.
Democrats will be expecting their bump in the polls next week, and when it doesn’t come...
MSLSD is like an insane asylum.
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