Posted on 08/31/2012 7:49:58 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Gonna be gone next week. Need someone to cover the thread.
Enjoyed hearing Holder called an idiot last night.
Good morning/afternoon, megaRushOpenLineFridaydittos from Biggirl!
"when the world needs someone to do the really big stuff, you need an American."
Called it a low blow.
MSNBC has gotten so bad it is now funny. It is like watching a SNL skit of high school kids doing the “News”.
I was cracking up over how they took that to be a birther thing. LMAO. Please, keep bringing up the birth certificate. It’ll make people question it. Idiots.
bttt
Guess it’s a good thing Olbermann no longer works for them. You literally would have had bits of cranium flying at you in HD.
Who called Holder an idiot? I missed that.
Loved Clint’s quip about Biden being the intellect of the Democrat party.
Doing a parody of MSNBC would be sooo easy. All you have to do is play actual clips of their show.
Clint did. He was talking about closing Gitmo and said something like “Some idiot wanted to hold criminal cases for terrorists in New York.”
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After Mitt finished speaking I immediately changed from C-SPIN to MSLSD just for the comedic value.
I was not disappointed.
Wow! Biden has never been so popular. lol.
Obama copies Romney, visiting hurricane hit LA on Monday. lol. Romney leads; Obama follows. Impressed with this move by Romney.
The testimonies got me.
they think America is the world, so are repeating it as “when America needs someone to do......you need an American”.
DUmmies, all of media.
That was a good move on Romney’s part.
When does the Democrat clown show start?
Next week.
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