“..I just farted so hard that it hurts.”...”
I’ve done that....
Room-clearing methane production is a standard attribute of the Hale lineage...passed from father to son to son...and thusly into the air and legend...
Rumor has it that some of the noxious potions used in WWI were inspired by the natural by-products of some of my ancestors...
The line “Stink, Stank, STUNK!” in the “Grinch Who Stole Christmas” theme song was inspired by us as well...at least that’s what I’ve heard tell....
especially after roast beast ???
We have a lot of squeeky, loose floor boards for similar reasons in the llevrok abode.