shall listen while surfin'..
Posted on 08/29/2012 8:05:01 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Good morning.
Could only watch a little of the Convention last night before conking out.
You should YouTube some of the videos. I thought the speeches were great last night. Tonight will be my snoozer.
Yeah, I stayed up late only to watch Cristie pull his punches...
I hear it’s RINO night tonight. (Huckaphony, Pawlenty, McCain, Portman, Condoleeza . . . )
I missed the speech but caught some of the highlights on talk radio.
My BF, who’s not as steeped in this stuff as we are, watched it last night and told me this morning that he wishes Christie were running for Pres. instead of Mitt.
I wonder if anyone will say anything to Chrissy (”I SEE RACIST PEOPLE!”) about his network’s blackout (no pun intended) on Cruz, Davis, Mia Love, et al?
hello all... Did you see all of the Speeches yesterday?? I had my TV on C-SPAN, and the speakers were great!! (Artur Davis was great, too!)
Mia Love is going to be a raising Star in the GOP!! (What a nice looking family!)
It is Rino night, imho. I’ll tune in for Ryan and that’s it.
I didn’t read Christy’s speech beforehand; and watched on CSpan, so I missed all the talk about it before it happened; so when I heard it, I was duly impressed. My mom isn’t a big political follower enjoyed both his and Ann’s speech.
JMHO - Peggy Nooner has a real issue with women. period.
I saw almost all of them. John Kasich gave a great speech. Nikki Haley - WOW! Mia Love NEEDS to be front and center of the conservative movement.
I wonder if California said: 'California, the dumbest state in the Union by electing Jerry Brown the moonbeam for governor after he ruined the state before, casts...'
I wonder what Connecticut said...
I didn’t tune in until they got to the “O”s. When my state—PA—came up, I swear the Gov. said “67 votes for Mitt Romney, and 5 votes for Paul Ryan!” I think he was supposed to say “5 votes for Ron Paul.”
bttt
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