“It’s got a good beat and I can chop to it!”..................
And that brings up another thing! Anyone who tries doing Chopsticks on the sitar must die (by chopping)!
Other banned songs:
Dooly, Lend Me Half a Dollar (Dooly converted to Islam and wants his money. Now, you infidels).
Man of Constant Sorrows.
Man in Black (only women may wear black).
Reverand Black (infidel!).
“...The page is white, the ink is black, together we learn to read and write...(no literacy allowed).”
Cocaine Blues (how dare they punish the poor man for honor killing his sweetheart)
Paranoia Death Destroyer (by Kinks, whatever the title is)
I Feel Good