Have some fun...sign it, using literary characters. i just signed with Harry Potter and Severus Snape. the pathetic Change.org will let you sign endlessly!
HUH SIGN IT WHY ON EARTH would I sign it.
Frigging hell it doesn;t matter what name you put it matters how many signatures they get so they can report how many and you;ve just added a couple more[shakes head in disbelief]