[Feline_AIDS]

A free, liberated woman buys her own contraceptives. A victim of an oppressive patriarchy relies on Uncle Sam to gift them to her.

How can people be so stupid as to not understand this?

[nascarnation]

Natalie makes sure her tax preparer does the calculations to exclude the “Bush tax cuts” right?

[johnthebaptistmoore]

And, Natalie Portman was born in Jerusalem, Israel. BO has been neglecting Israel and “throwing Israel under the bus”, many times during his entire duration as POTUS.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

She was Darth Vader’s wife.

[tumblindice]

Hi there. My name's Natalie Portman. Got a minute? I'd like to talk to you about `Islamaphobia.' As you can see, if we lived under Sharia law, well, both the Secretary of State and I would have "honor killings" in our futures! Yeah, pretty scary, huh? Not really. If I thought that way I'd be an `Islamaphobe' which is the worst thing in the world, next to being a `homophobe.' That reminds me. I guess my choreographer would be dead meat, too, under Sharia law as well. But oh well. See, the really purnic, pernis, bad thing about Islamaphobia is that the only symptom of this, uh, bad disease is being accused of being one, so now I'm really confused so I guess I'll go purge now. Vote Obama!

[MDLION]

“I think the thing that is most upsetting in the past four years is how partisan they’ve (the Republicans have) been in blocking Obama’s reforms.” -Natalie Portman

Dear, Obama had total control the first two years of his presidency. Do pay a little attention and do some research on these matters if you’re going to speak publicly on them.