Every time one of our candidates misspeaks, let's throw him under the bus!
Yeah! That's the ticket!
If only Akin had left a woman pregnant with his child in a car under six feet of water under a Chappaquiddick bridge instead, none of this would be happening.
Akin might have lost in the primary if he'd angrily and vociferously repudiated McCaskill's support ~ but he wouldn't be in this position looking for all the world like a doufous.