[Palmetto Patriot]

...Ann Romney has been scheduled to deliver the keynote address.

Somebody better tell Chris Christie.

Republicans give New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie keynote slot at Tampa, Fla., convention

[ScottinVA]

Ann Romney has been scheduled to deliver the keynote address.

Somebody better tell Chris Christie.

Whoever draws the short straw will tell him. Chest, neck an face protection is available.