[ScottinVA]

Ann Romney has been scheduled to deliver the keynote address.

Somebody better tell Chris Christie.

Whoever draws the short straw will tell him. Chest, neck an face protection is available.

[Palmetto Patriot]

Whoever draws the short straw will tell him.

I nominate Dylan Byers (The idiot who wrote this piece).

If Dylan is not available, I nominate his editor. (The lazy SOB who let this one slip by.)

And I would pay to see the interaction between Christie and either one of those two "journalists" on that occasion.