All I told him was I was off parole. ;-))
There ya go!
But remember, there are a lot of good ole boys in Texas who know how to treat a lady. And they DESPISE men who abuse women or children. And I say that with total respect.
An 18 year old bottle of Scotch, and one of them might “tutor” your friend.
I realize some people are hard learners...
Whatcha gonna do?
Good luck!
;-)