Those in the know are aware that sex at a rest stop is the ultimate turn on. Just imagine it with an underage boy.
Obviously, the ruling class have the power to get anything they want, but us common citizens sure do hope Obama will use some stimulus money or the Affordable Care Act or an Executive Order or something to insure that this sort of right is available to us all.
Hiring underage boys as sex workers might improve the unemployment figures as well, and when not turning tricks they can apply for unemployment and food stamps for drugs - a true “win-win” for the country.
[/s, BTW, for any morons who can’t figure it out.]