Who’s Smarter: Joe Biden or Yogi Berra?

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[G Larry]

Yogi Bear is smarter than Joe!

[gunnyg]

“Who’s Smarter: Joe Biden or Yogi Berra?”: obvious trick question!

[Psalm 73]

I think a more appropriate question would be: “Who’s smarter - Joe Biden or a rutebaga.

[jmcenanly]

Yogi Berra could catch a fast ball thrown by a Major League pitcher 98.9% of the time and could hit a ball thrown by a major league pitcher 28.5% of the time. Joe Biden can’t even remember what state he’s in.

[Michael Barnes]

I would have gone with boo-boo, but Yogi hands down.

[Tennessean4Bush]

Yeah, and Yogi actually embedded pearls of wisdom in many of his sayings. Biden is merely a dumb a$$.

[MrB]

My first thought as well.

“Smarter than the average bear!”

[SnakeDoctor]

Yogi Berra said all that stuff intentionally. Its his schtick. He’s clever, and has a unique way of rephrasing the ordinary, redundant, etc. to make it sound profound. Berra is very bright ... catcher is the most complicated position on the field.

Joe Biden is just an idiot.

SnakeDoc

[driftless2]

Yogi is certainly a lot funnier.

[gortklattu]

You’re right about Yogi. His quips were well thought out.

Where are the Yogi Berra quotes?

The nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

Always go to other people’s funerals otherwise they won’t come to yours.

Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.

He hits from both sides of the plate; he’s amphibious.

That bar is so crowded that nobody goes there anymore.

[shove_it]

Yogi is THE philosopher of our time. There are three pages of Yogi-isms here ...

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/y/yogi_berra.html

My personal fave is: “If you come to a fork in the road, take it.”

Joe Gaffer Biden is an embarrassment.

[Rummyfan]

It’s deja vu, all over again.

[Tanniker Smith]

When Biden plays in half as many World Series games as Yogi, we’ll talk.

[McBuff]

I think a more appropriate question would be: “Who’s smarter - Joe Biden or a rutebaga

I RESENT THAT!

[EQAndyBuzz]

You ever sit back, read an article like this and just know that anything you write is going to be kicked back by the admin for some hysterical, yet uncalled for remark?

There are so many Yogi Berra jokes out there that this thread can go on for days.

[camle]

we’re handling this badly... when given a soft pitch, you knock it otu of the park...

the response should be” This is a hoot! the party of Jim Crow, Bull Connor, segregation and the KKK (remember jesse helms), not to mention all the damage welfare has done to blacks, has some nerve accusing the party of Lincoln of wanting to enchain blacks.”

[rhema]

Hey, Joe has always been the soul of decorum and probity.

[doug from upland]

I thought he said 90% of the game is half mental.

My favorite. When asked by a teammate what time it was, Yogi’s answer was —— do you mean now?

[newnhdad]

Hey Joey Plugs, it gets late real early in DC.