She must have no nerve endings in her butt. And it’s not possible for her flesh to have been charred (3rd degree burn) in that circumstance. Therefore, the rest of her sad tale of woe is suspect as well.
1st degree = reddened, tender skin
2nd degree = blisters and pain
3rd degree = charred, cooked flesh
I still can’t believe she’d sit on the bench in the first place. This woman redefines “dumb”.