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To: blam

I have/had 3 of them. That is until the UFO came down and snatched them all up.

The first one I had was a fixed stock model. I bought it years ago for $150.00. Great shooter. Or at least it was until the UFO.

The second was a folding stock model. The stock folded to the side. Got it for $400. Another great gun until the UFO got it.

The third is a Ugo version with the underfolder stock. It has a sight for a grenade launcher. Cool gun. Those damn UFO aliens snatched that one too.

Well, at least they didn’t probe me.


49 posted on 08/15/2012 12:49:31 PM PDT by History Repeats (Drink plenty of TEA, but avoid the Koolaid.)
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To: History Repeats
Well, at least they didn’t probe me.

That's what they want you to remember.

54 posted on 08/15/2012 12:54:12 PM PDT by wastedyears ("God? I didn't know he was signed onto the system.")
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To: History Repeats

You too??

I would bet a lot of these spurious “canoeing accident” stories are just Freepers who are ashamed to admit space aliens stole their guns. They should come clean. The FBI is not going to like them lying like that. When the FBI comes to interrogate me, I’m telling them the true blue honest truth that I was robbed by little green men from space.


59 posted on 08/15/2012 1:04:44 PM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (REPEAL OBAMACARE. Nothing else matters.)
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Well, at least they didn’t probe me.

That comes next, now that they have your guns ...

BOHICA

64 posted on 08/15/2012 1:07:34 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: History Repeats

http://youtu.be/P7-hpQcrME0

Youtube: Hayseed Dixie, “Alien Abduction Probe.”

Remove all liquids from proximity to electronics before viewing.


65 posted on 08/15/2012 1:08:01 PM PDT by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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