Trump's 'big surprise'

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[tsowellfan]

This just in from Donald Trump's Twitter account:

@realDonaldTrump: "Today I am working on my 'big surprise' for the @RNC convention. Everyone will love it."

Trump announced last week that he was given a speaking slot at the convention but turned it down. This should be interesting...

[SGCOS]

Trump to announce he has purchased Chicago

[windsorknot]

Trump to announce he has purchased Chicago

Good! Maybe he'll tell the mayor, "you're fired".

[sushiman]

My gut tells me that it is something big this time .

[tsowellfan]

My gut tells me that it is something big this time

Like perhaps a endorsement from somebody? A BIG endorsement?

[PGR88]

He’s getting married again.

[tsowellfan]

Either it’s going to be a surprise endorsement from somebody BIG or Sarah Palin’s going to make a surprise appearance. That’s what I think.

[lbryce]

Trump will admit that he really isn’t human that he was created in a lab as the world’s first sentient anal sphincter at the (PHI) Proctologic Hemorrhoid Institute in Butte, Montana, cloned from a single rectal cell via proctoscope. managed to escape by hiding in a used diaper.

[JediJones]

He’s going to parachute down to the front of the convention center from the GoodYear Blimp and then drive up to the stage in a jet-powered, monkey-navigated rocket car.

[Sacajaweau]

A real rug??

[pistolpackinpapa]

I like The Donald but, this makes me nervous.

[JediJones]

His opening act at the convention? Two words: Snooki striptease.

[Jim from C-Town]

He can give an unlimited ammount to a super pac or spend his own money any way he wants.

[sushiman]

You have someone in mind ?

[JediJones]

He's finally announcing the truth, he's been a pansexual all along and he's leaving his wife for "Chaz" Bono. Meanwhile Ellen Degeneres is leaving her wife for Trump's toupee.

[mylife]

Donald is just like PT Barnum.

[kara37]

My gut tells me that it is something big this time.
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Me too. There is a reason that Romney has kept Trump close, but working behind the scenes. I don't doubt for a second that Romney has done some major opposition research.

[REDWOOD99]

Trump’s a dick. And he’ll admit it.

[Tainan]

I hear ya...but I like the ..uhh...in-vig-or-ation he is adding to the dead-azz Republican political scene.

He's putting some life in it....just my opinion.

[turn_to]

I don’t believe that he was given a speaking slot at the convention but turned it down. I think he just wasn’t asked to speak but he is too pompous to admit it.

[tsowellfan]

I don’t believe that he was given a speaking slot at the convention but turned it down. I think he just wasn’t asked to speak but he is too pompous to admit it.

You may be right. Do you remember one of his last speeches before dropping out as a possible candidate? It was a speech in Vegas. He may have been drinking a little too much and was shouting out F-bombs while ranting on about Obama.