[gorush]

Cold feet kill...who knew?

[Uncle Slayton]

Being that her name is “Na Cola,” she should have been killing her mother or whoever gave her that name.

[donhunt]

Lucky guy. He got it over with at the get-go.

[fatnotlazy]

Probably another Obama voter.

[null and void]

He’s happier this way. Trust me.

[dfwgator]

Takes care of that whole “Til Death Do Us Part” thing.

[UB355]

Im ruling out the amish

[Beowulf9]

Pennsylvania? No room left in the system.

Anger management classes for you, young lady.

[IronJack]

Na Cola Darcel Franklin

Lithuanian?

[Panzerlied]

I’m getting buried in the morning....

[Starstruck]

I have a feeling the marriage was not going to last anyhow.

[kt56]

This is why the bride and groom should not see each other before the ceremony.

[bmwcyle]

She could make Bridezilla.

[lardog]

So, I guess this means the wedding is off?

[fhayek]

Sooner or later, the wife will send you to your grave. This was kind of like pulling off the band-aid. Better to get it over quickly...

[jongaltsr]

Pennsylvanian, the new Ozarks.

[sten]

so... sex in the morning is out.

check

[mass55th]

I’ll wait and watch it on ID Channel’s “Happily Never After.”

[circlecity]

Never invite one of the bridesmaids to your bachelor party.

[Tucker39]

When I read their names I had a hunch that both of these fine upstanding citizens have deep dark sun tans.