Somehow, I don’t think that the Chik-Fil-A (CFA) buyer went around the station holding the bag high and loudly proclaiming an intention to eat this sandwich on this day as indicating his support of those evil anti (everything) capitalists. Instead, logic suggests that the other two, being sensitive members of the easily offended proclivity group, spotted the bag and made their own assumption(s) [remember the rule on assumption?]
Yes, maybe he set them up, but likely they were already lock and loaded.
I remember the great cartoonist and story-teller, Al Capp of “Lil Abner” fame. Strongly liberal by contemporary standards at his start, by the time he ended in the 70s he was considered reactionary. These people of such easily offended sensibilities remind me of his take on the student radicals of the 60s-70s, SWINE (Students Wildly Indignant about Nearly Everything!) Change the ‘Student’ tag to ‘Stoopids’ and I think we have a match!
Suddenly, I’m hungry! Which CFA should I go to?
Make it "Sapphos" and you're golden.