[ConservativeStatement]

Future competition for Joey Chestnut.

[Ken522]

Now that's gotta hurt ....

[C210N]

Its a good thing I didn’t have a knife halfway down my throat when I read the top of this thread! With a hearty LOL...

[Flatus I. Maximus]

Her husband later disclosed that 4 years earlier she had swallowed a knife that required surgical removal with exploratory laparotomy.

That should her, "Her husband, the lucky s.o.b.,..."

[TribalPrincess2U]

Learned a new trick. Can now join a circus.

[Clay Moore]

ping!

[HangnJudge]

Looks like a butter knife,
swallowed blunt end first
Still gonna need someone going after it,
ain't coming back up same way it went down

Apparently she did something like this 4 years ago
And she's bulimic
Needed surgery to extract

The Husband needs to separate for prayer and fasting,
for a LONG Time
SHE'S Too high maintenance

[Darksheare]

Submitted for approval: Further proof of human devolution.

[Darksheare]

May we use this for the August Undead Thread?
[There are so few worthy candidate threads, this one stands out due to humor potential.]

[freedomlover]

I hate it when that happens.

[dfwgator]

Man, I HATE it when that happens.

[Lazamataz]

Woman laughs, accidentally swallows knife

I love a sword-swallower.

[abigailsmybaby]

You can avoid swallowing foreign objects by NEVER putting anything in your mouth that isn’t edible. Yesssirrreeeee

[Doomonyou]

TTIWWXR

[Ezekiel]

she no longer had a gag reflex. She put the knife into her mouth and then laughed -- at which point she swallowed the knife.

Or the sword as it were.

Islam in America

"Land for Peace"

[ColdOne]

Oh my it is real smokey, now forest service is in town blocking roads and said cannot get out because of smoke over the road. 11am town meeting and maybe start of foiling all the cabins in town.

will update when I get it.