[Arm_Bears]

Americus Reed, a marketing professor at University of Pennsylvania's Wharton School

Stopped reading right there.

[Steely Tom]

Is Americus Reed the Wharton pedophile professor?

Oh, no. That’s Scott Ward. My mistake.

[Albion Wilde]

Americus Reed, a marketing professor at University of Pennsylvania's Wharton School

Marketing is when you listen to HuffPo, Maddow, Matthews et al and "sell" their twisted logic to your students, who just need another couple of credits to pass the course.