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To: moonshot925

Amazingly enough Mr “300 Warheads Is Enough”, I am in agreement with you in this instance.

The Palestinians were losers in the past, they are losers today, and they will be losers when future history is written.

‘The Israeli and Palestinian negotiators were at an impasse, and the chief Israeli negotiator said in a moment of frankness “quite honestly, we are unable to trust you, given your history with the Nation of Israel” to which the Palestinian side erupted in indignation “what do you mean?!?”

The Israeli Chief Negotiator said “permit me to cite an example, when Moses was leading our people through the desert for those many years, he happened to find a small oasis of water in which he decided to bathe. He placed his clothes on a nearby bush, and THEN some sneaky Palestinians came up quietly and STOLE his clothing!”

Yassir Arafat himself (who had been observing the proceedings), leaped to his feet shouting “That is a LIE!! There WERE no Palestinians back then!”

The Israeli team began snickering as their chief negotiator said “thank you for conceding that point Mr. Arafat, now as I was saying...”


14 posted on 07/31/2012 6:29:46 AM PDT by mkjessup (Romney is to conservatism what Helen Thomas is to a high fashion model walkway.)
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To: mkjessup

That is funny...rack that!


24 posted on 07/31/2012 6:36:02 AM PDT by oust the louse (Obamacare has morphed into a tax on staying alive.)
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To: mkjessup

Nice post. Those last four paragraphs were killer...


45 posted on 07/31/2012 6:57:00 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (Remove all Democrats from the Republican party, and we won't have much Left, just a lot of Right.)
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