Since Scott Brown is the best we can expect from MA. I propose that we expel MA from the Union!
The only problem I see with the concept is that the city of Chicago would sit right in the middle, but that could be addresed by creating an island city much like the former West Berlin in political status even though it would continue to be run on an East Berlin ideology.
I propose you go screw yourself.
And CA and IL and WA and NY and NH and MD and DE.