Regardless, this is not an example of some soldier with a "sham shield" goofing off. This is denigration of the uniform and denigration of the military in general by the poop-sex crowd. I knew it wouldn't take long - just as I know it will only get worse as time goes on.
Gee, the things you forget. Well, they may be SPC now, instead of SP4, but I will always think of them as the lilies of the field, leading the Privates astray, making life hard for their squad leader, and getting snarled at by their company shirt, unless they really foul up and piss off the CSM.
One I knew of made it into the SP4 record books by getting snockered at a beer fest and hitting on the Battalion Commander’s wife. That, by itself, was bad enough, but when she returned home to her husband, reading the paper, she said:
“Honey. One of your soldiers hit on me at the beer fest.”
“Hrrrmph (or words to that effect)”, he replied.
“He said he loved me, and wanted me to go back to the barracks with him,” she said.
After pausing for a moment, he said something he really shouldn’t have, and soon regretted.
“Well, did you?”
Monday morning he was in a foul mood.
What is the matter with you people? It's not about "poop sex;" it's a children's cartoon! And one clever and high quality enough that the parents and other adults can enjoy as well!
You don't care, do you?