If I lived in that house I would have been out the back door and over the fence by now.
Vultures.
Exactly!
—If I lived in that house I would have been out the back door and over the fence by now.—
Me too. A more fun alternative would be to walk out to my van and ask them to move so that I can leave. When they pepper with questions, repeat the exact same words until they actually move. If they refuse after three requests, pull out the cell phone and call 911 for loiterers refusing to clear my driveway.
I bet you a dollar there’s more behind the house...