—If I lived in that house I would have been out the back door and over the fence by now.—
Me too. A more fun alternative would be to walk out to my van and ask them to move so that I can leave. When they pepper with questions, repeat the exact same words until they actually move. If they refuse after three requests, pull out the cell phone and call 911 for loiterers refusing to clear my driveway.
“.... If they refuse after three requests, pull out the cell phone and call 911 ...”
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See, I am just so much more devious than you...
even before I tried to leave...
and even before I talked to them...
I would call 911 and tell them I have already asked them 3 times to move out of my way and that they have refused to move and that they have threatened me and that they were trespassing into my back yard and trying to open my back door to get in the house and that I think one of them might have a gun.