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To: Sir Napsalot

Citizen:
You will report at 10:AM next TUESDAY to your local Citizens Fitness Stadium to have your right arm bar-coded. Henceforth you will be required to check in at the CFS each Monday, Wednesday and Friday for your “Citizen’s Fitness Training”. Your designated time is 9AM until 10:30AM.
Be certain to pause at the ATTENDANCE MONITOR to have your bar-code read and entered in the attendance roster.
Failure to report at required will be financially penalized, such penalties depending on frequency of “failure to obey the law”.
Yours in good health,
Your community director of wellness


20 posted on 07/18/2012 6:01:08 AM PDT by CaptainAmiigaf ( NY Times: We print the news as it fits our views.)
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To: CaptainAmiigaf
Your community director of wellness

an image of Winston Smith's forced exercise routine monitored by a remote bureaucrat. Time to dust off my copy of 1984...

23 posted on 07/18/2012 6:14:36 AM PDT by NativeSon ( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
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To: CaptainAmiigaf; NativeSon

Shouldn’t that be Czar of Wellness?


24 posted on 07/18/2012 6:20:08 AM PDT by BipolarBob
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