I guess I’ll throw my two cents in...
Zero is Jabba the Hutt’s little Muppet pet thingy.
Romney is K-3PO (not a typo).
Goode is Sy Snootles.
And I’m Princess Leia’s metal bikini.
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“K-3PO”
Ha! Never heard of him. Irrelevant, just like Romney.
Jabba’s pet was named “Salacious B. Crumb” and was a “Kowakian monkey-lizard”. I thought of using him but I think he’s too awesome to be Obama! He’s the rabbit that chased Jimmy Carter.