[jimbo123]

[max americana]

$400 gold keychain stolen from a 3 year old on Malcolm X Boulevard...

You cannot make this stuff up.

[the invisib1e hand]

A 400$ chain around a babies neck? Hello?

[End Times Sentinel]

What doesn’t this story have?

A couple of shaved apes mugging a three year old.

A three year old with a $400 gold chain.

A three year old still in a stroller.

A three year old out at 11:45 pm.

Malcolm X Boulevard.

A non-english speaker.

What more could you ask for?

[arderkrag]

Stealing candy from babies is next on their shopping list.

[FrdmLvr]

The mom said her 13-year-old son was “traumatized’’ to the point where he’s afraid to go outside.

How about next time don't put a gold chain on his neck and walk him down Malcom X. Blvd. And while you're at it, turn in your EBT card.

[Ditter]

At first I figured that the scumbags stole a bag of cookies from the kid.

I am not surprised that 2 thugs would steal from a 3 year old but I am shocked that the mother put a gold chain on the kid and then took him out late a night!

[Sooth2222]

I generally try to avoid being seen wearing $400 gold jewelry on Malcolm X Boulevard at 11:15 PM at night. And I'm a 6'3", 200 pound guy.

Mom is allowed to vote, which is a big reason why New York is doomed. (And the entire county is probably doomed. We're really producing an idiocracy.)

[paint_your_wagon]

Bloomberg needs to come out and tell these thugs not to go after the kids. Just like Emmanuel did in Chicago. /S

[moovova]

Actually, the thugsters were just saving the kid’s life...

Alternative story title:

“3 Year Old Swallows $400 Gold Chain, Parents Await Outcome”

[Eastbound]

Good thing the thief wasn’t hungry. He would have snatched the ‘wafer’ from the baby’s tongue.

[BerryDingle]

Culture clash. Spanish people regard children as sacred. African liberals regard bling-bling as smash and grab.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Another potential Onion article stolen by reality!

[Chode]

$400, in spanish, i guess welfare is paying better these days than i thought...

[mowowie]

Did the 3 year old have an earing and tattoo as well?

[driftless2]

So the mother said to herself:

"You know what I'm going to do. I know it's almost midnight, and this is a high crime area. But I'm going to put on $400 gold chain around the neck of my 3 year old, and take him/her out." Wasn't that a great idea?

[CatherineofAragon]

So now the babies are getting blinged up, too, huh? Wow.

God bless my late mother. I think back to the pretty little smocked dresses she kept from my babyhood....I don’t even want to think of how she would have reacted to the idea of toddlers wearing gold chains.

[rockabyebaby]

A cruel thug ripped a $400 gold chain off the neck of a 3-year-old boy who was sitting in his stroller and being pushed by his mom in Bedford-Stuyvesant in Brooklyn on Tuesday, law-enforcement sources said.

What is wrong with this picture?

[paul51]

did the kid have a rolex on that they missed?

[E. Pluribus Unum]

The baby momma should have had a sign around her neck saying “Rob me.”

[mass55th]

Who in their right mind puts any kind of chain on a 3 year old’s neck, let alone an expensive one? Besides leaving you and your kid open to being robbed or physically accosted, you put him/her in the position of strangling themselves if it gets caught on something. Dumb a$$es.