[Emperor Palpatine]

I’d have questioned this mailman’s manhood, sexuality, and testosterone levels.

QUITE publicly and loudly. In front of the entire neighborhood, where my nebby neighbors would have seen and heard everything said about this gelded milquetoast.

[RayBob]

"I’d have questioned this mailman’s manhood, sexuality, and testosterone levels."

We did refer to him as the "Mail Fairy." He kind of had that Village People Biker look going on...