Posted on 07/09/2012 7:53:35 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Not sure about everyone else here but over the past few weeks, Rush has not been himself.
He’s seems to be losing hope, not in a joking way but, by the tone of his voice, the tenor of his statements he just seems to be losing hope in the country, like he knows it’s a lost cause and he’s just trying to hold on.
If I were him, I would make sure any place I own in another country is stocked and he can get there as soon as the riots start.
I’ve been listening since 91 and he has never been like this. I hope it’s just a phase.
He must realize that we would have been better off with the moderate McCain.
And that would propelled Sarah and conservatism.
Perhaps that’s it.
Had to work today just checking in.
Many of us put a lot of time and effort in on the thread and the learning curve there is nothing short of phenomenal. FR can be a great place to be no doubt.
It's hardly a secret however that may of us are at differing levels and see things quite different from others.
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