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To: silverleaf

I have posted many times - put a vial of pig’s blood in the center aisle of every flight - both national and international. Have that vial labeled in (large, bold letters, in Arabic - “Pig’s Blood”. No muzzie would dare blow up a plane with pig blood on board, as he knows some of it would get on him upon the explosion - and there goes his chance with 72 virgins!


52 posted on 07/07/2012 1:38:35 PM PDT by yorkie
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To: yorkie

AIRPORT SECURITY THAT FINALLY MAKES SENSE

Israel’s new Cutting Edge Airport Security
TEL AVIV, Israel The Israelis are developing an airport security
device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body
scanners. It’s an armoured booth you step into that will not X-ray you,
but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of
this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of
long and expensive trials.

You’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter, an announcement: Attention to all standby
passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670
to London . Shalom!


66 posted on 07/07/2012 3:51:30 PM PDT by Chickensoup (STOP The Great O-ppression)
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