Posted on 07/06/2012 5:37:48 AM PDT by kevcol
WINNIPEG -- A young Manitoba man who flew into a rage and jammed a fork into the rectum of his sleeping lover after catching him with his pants down in a bed full of other people won't see any jail time.
Instead, the 24-year-old has been granted a suspended sentence and will serve 18 months of supervised probation after pleading guilty to assault with a weapon, uttering threats and a handful of bail breaches.
The man was kicked out of his longtime lover's North End home early July 23, 2011 after showing up drunk and high to a party and becoming disruptive, Judge Wanda Garreck was told.
The gathering -- which went on into the daylight hours -- ended with many people passing out in various places of the house.
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At first the accused refused to admit wrongdoing, telling police: "But I didn't do nothing wrong. All I did was shove that f---ing thing up his a--."
Booze has been a problem in the man's life for some time, defence lawyer Manny Bhangu said.
"It's not a healthy relationship," he said.
The two plan to reconcile despite the attack, Garreck was told.
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Oh, wait....
Well I remember reading when a murder not associated with a mugging etc is especially vicious the immediately suspect a homosexual love affair gone bad
When forks are banned, then only the criminals . . . er, never mind.
Bunch of forking iceholes.
Yes.
Spooning leads to forking.
Wow. These dudes are really forked-up.
Truly, these are tines that try men’s souls.
I was in an AOL chat room about a decade ago talking with a local nurse (whom worked in an ER) and she told me how these (pervs) would come in with the most outrageous stuff (anally-centered). She said gerbil-stuffing was NOT a myth, and how they had to retrieve one from the rectum of a patient. We were laughing about how disgusting this stuff was and later in the day we were “censured” by AOL for “anti-gay ‘hate’ speech” in the chatroom, all for discussing gerbil-stuffing.
I’ve heard of stuff like light bulbs and cell phones being used.
I saw an article once about the weirdest things ERs have found up people’s butts.
I wish I could find it, or maybe I don’t....
I think back to the rubber fist in “Borat”...
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