It seem like everytime I beat some ethnic Uighurs to death on plane I feel like I need to do it again an hour later...
Real or not, it is a darn good story.
The lingering question we all have - of course - is will the passengers be charged for the death of the two terrorists? LOL
If it happened in the United States, the passengers would have been arrested. Yes, I am that cynical.
It sure does. The translation is: "Wet's Whoa!"
East Turkestan is no more Chinese than Tibet is. Yes, these may have been Islamic terrorists (who knows, they are dead), but the Ughuirs have the same right to reclame their liberty, stolen by the PRC 64 years ago, that the Tibetans do.
Note to self: resolve seating disputes before plane is in the air.
Uighur Wednesday
ATI Announcer: This week's question was sent in by Mr. Mohammad Y of Detroit, Michigan. Mr. Y prefers that we not refer to him by his slave name, Floyd Knockwurst.
Here is the question:
"If my Jihadii cousin, Muamar is tossed out of an airplane at an altitude of seven thousand metres by three Chinese "dogs" and splatters into a pig wallow at 189.1 kph, will he still be entitled to his 72 virgins?"
Imam: I quote to you from the 47th verse of the 83rd Secret Sura of the Quran:
"Ooh babalu, moo, moo, moo, koo koo kachoo".
I remind you that this holy and sacred quotation cannot be translated from the original Arabic.
ATI Announcer: Our thanks to His Holiness the Imam Muhammad Kamal Doong al Kalahari.
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Kung Fu works!