Yes, that scooter is WAY cool! Now, as soon as we get enough members we can start knocking-off convenience stores.
Oh, and we have to think about menacing-looking garb, like Viking clothes, black leather jackets with spikes on them and such.
For the time being, I figure since we are the only two members we have to ride around town looking mean, tough and fearless...with chains hanging on the handle bars so that the other Seniors Gangs know that we don’t take any guff. Right?
When we get 6 - 8 members we can then start our pillage of the locals, huh?
I figure we’re going to need at least 6 - 8 members to knock off a convenience store.
01. Lookout - has to be someone who is fortunate enough not to wear glasses yet.
02. Hot mama to distract the cashier.
03. One to pillage the ointments and salves, like Vicks Vap-O-Rub, Tiger Balm, etc.
04. One to clean out the pain reliever aisle - aspirin, acetominophen and ibuprofen.
05. One to completely relieve the owner of all of the itmes on the laxative aisle.
06. One for the Depends aisle with a very large container.
07. One to get all of the denture glue, etc.
and the little specially-designed cups that are used to soak them overnight.
Of course, as we become more proficient then we can start hitting the health food stores - vitamins, minerals.
But then...the bigtime...the medical stores that sell knee braces, heating pads, walkers, wheelchairs and such.
Man are we gonna be tough or what?