'I'm a eat you': Crazed naked man high on bath salts threatens to eat police officers as they try to

Daily Mail ^ | 11:37 EST, 3 July 2012 | Daily Mail Reporter

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Newest 'cannibal': Karl Laventure apparently told police he wanted to eat their faces

Laventure appeared out of some woods and was seen running naked around a golf range near Atlanta, swinging a club around his head and screaming.

At first, they tried using pepper spray to stop him, but that left him undeterred.

'He didn't even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open,'

They then turned to their Tasers and though that momentarily shocked Laventure to the ground, it did not stop him.

Trouble: It took several police officers a significant amount of effort to subdue Karl Laventure when he was allegedly high on bathsalts

'We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed,'

He was still talking gibberish, cussing, saying he wanted to eat us, other people

The video shows him talking about the deceased rappers Biggie and Tupac, making animal sounds, and continuing to threaten the police officers.

Strong: Police sprayed him with pepper spray and shocked him with a taser five times before they were able to get him on the ground

Interrupted: Witnesses saw a naked Laventure running around the Atlanta Golf Center on June 14 'making animal noises'

Among other things he said "I'm'a eat you. I'll eat you, I don't want to eat you but I will,"

Though they controlled him enough to force him to a nearby hospital, he attacked one of the nurses on the scene and another fight ensued.

There have been a number of 'cannibal' incidents linked to bath salts in recent weeks.

Bath salts, a synthetic amphetamine cocktail known as 'the new LSD'

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Surely there is some poor starving centrifuge operator in Iran would could use them?

[Rebelbase]

I appreciate the alphabetized ping list!

[NormsRevenge]

and they said pot could give ya the munchies..

[Darksheare]

Probably.
Wrong kind of annoyances though.
The kind of annoyances that your enemies deserve more than you do.

[NicknamedBob]

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[fanfan]

Is my punishment severe enough? Me not know. Got any chalk?

Put the chalk down n-t-i, you didn't do anything wrong except for mangle my mangy mind. It's not your fault.

Have a cold one, and relax.

[fanfan]

Was it half-over when the Germans put Schrödinger's Cat in the box?

Hmmm. Is the lid partly on at this point?

[fanfan]

Should I buy a lotto ticket now? Take out a second policy?

I'd take out a policy on your daughter. ;-)

[fanfan]

Nothing closes here. It’s a 24 hour town and everyone wants to make a buck.

Oh, right, it's Vegas.

[fanfan]

One of the watermelons rotted on the vine and one on the same vine got end blossom rot,

Sorry to hear that. Have you grown them before? I am trying to grow cantaloupe for the first time this year, but they don't look as vigorous as the spaghetti squash, and zucchini I've grown before.

Thanks for the salsa recipes ladies. Did I remember to thank you for the zucchini recipe SG? *blush* I hope so, but if not Thank You.

[fanfan]

I can commiserate, for what good it will do you.

Do you have power, etc?

[NicknamedBob]

"Nothing closes here. It’s a 24 hour town and everyone wants to make a buck."

"Oh, right, it's Vegas."

Sounds like a pretty how town.

Anyone care to guess how many tazers it would have taken for E. E. Cummings?

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

Please add me to your undead thread ping!

[Tax-chick]

Zombies? Zombie give Fluffy a fishy?

[NicknamedBob]

If we add a fifth rider to the four horsemen of the Apocalypse, to represent a Zombie Horde invasion, should he ride a Zebra?

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

Naw...an Zombie horsemen should ride Lamas.

[Tax-chick]

Nah, he should be an Escalade.

[Domestic Church]

8 heirloom tomato plants were munched down to the ground this week so far... Zombie Groundhog George...the dreaded ZGG attacks again.

[Darksheare]

Power’s fine.
Just some BS that s really aggravating on this end.

[Darksheare]

You are added!