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'I'm a eat you': Crazed naked man high on bath salts threatens to eat police officers as they try to
Daily Mail ^ | 11:37 EST, 3 July 2012 | Daily Mail Reporter

Posted on 07/03/2012 12:06:58 PM PDT by null and void


Newest 'cannibal': Karl Laventure apparently told police he wanted to eat their faces

Laventure appeared out of some woods and was seen running naked around a golf range near Atlanta, swinging a club around his head and screaming.

At first, they tried using pepper spray to stop him, but that left him undeterred.

'He didn't even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open,'

They then turned to their Tasers and though that momentarily shocked Laventure to the ground, it did not stop him.


Trouble: It took several police officers a significant amount of effort to subdue Karl Laventure when he was allegedly high on bathsalts

'We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed,'

He was still talking gibberish, cussing, saying he wanted to eat us, other people

The video shows him talking about the deceased rappers Biggie and Tupac, making animal sounds, and continuing to threaten the police officers.


Strong: Police sprayed him with pepper spray and shocked him with a taser five times before they were able to get him on the ground


Interrupted: Witnesses saw a naked Laventure running around the Atlanta Golf Center on June 14 'making animal noises'

Among other things he said "I'm'a eat you. I'll eat you, I don't want to eat you but I will,"

Though they controlled him enough to force him to a nearby hospital, he attacked one of the nurses on the scene and another fight ensued.

There have been a number of 'cannibal' incidents linked to bath salts in recent weeks.

Bath salts, a synthetic amphetamine cocktail known as 'the new LSD'

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: Georgia
KEYWORDS: molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: NicknamedBob; Anoreth; Darksheare; Scoutmaster; Monkey Face

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbZn_Z5s-yA


1,261 posted on 08/02/2012 5:44:11 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Why should I get Valium when wine comes in 5-liter boxes?)
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To: Tax-chick

I had rain mixed with sunshine earlier today. I don’t know what I was supposed to do with it. It was way too early for rainbows.

I guess I could have held my carbon dioxide in and tried to exude nectar. That hasn’t worked for me in the past; all I’ve been able to attract are sweat bees.


1,262 posted on 08/02/2012 5:48:18 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The road less traveled is often hazardous that way.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Sugar syrup attracts bees, too.


1,263 posted on 08/02/2012 5:52:43 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Why should I get Valium when wine comes in 5-liter boxes?)
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To: Tax-chick
"We get “Rolling Stone,” I think because DP buys concert tickets through Ticketmaster."

Ah, thank you. You have solved a mystery for me. I kept getting that magazine, and I could not think who among my acquaintances knew me so poorly.

I had purchased concert tickets for my daughter, but in my name.

.

That explains why I was being punished.

1,264 posted on 08/02/2012 5:56:52 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The road less traveled is often hazardous that way.)
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To: Tax-chick

That’s the easy way.

I was assuming Mother Nature wanted me to act like a flower, because she was nurturing me like one.


1,265 posted on 08/02/2012 5:59:51 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The road less traveled is often hazardous that way.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Happy to help.


1,266 posted on 08/02/2012 6:04:28 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Why should I get Valium when wine comes in 5-liter boxes?)
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To: Tax-chick
"Happy to help."

Perhaps it's best I keep my distance from you, then.

I don't want to catch that!

1,267 posted on 08/02/2012 6:36:09 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The road less traveled is often hazardous that way.)
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To: NicknamedBob

It’s a curse.


1,268 posted on 08/02/2012 6:53:20 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Why should I get Valium when wine comes in 5-liter boxes?)
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To: Tax-chick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVGc78gG1yU

Moving on....?


1,269 posted on 08/02/2012 7:03:03 PM PDT by ThomasThomas
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To: ThomasThomas

I don’t like most of their songs, but I like this one.


1,270 posted on 08/02/2012 7:05:24 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Why should I get Valium when wine comes in 5-liter boxes?)
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To: ThomasThomas; Anoreth; Darksheare; fanfan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR6pkU-_MK4&feature=related

‘Cause the band is “Cross Canadian Ragweed.”


1,271 posted on 08/02/2012 7:12:00 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Why should I get Valium when wine comes in 5-liter boxes?)
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To: Tax-chick

Bill dresses like that.


1,272 posted on 08/02/2012 7:13:33 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Why should I get Valium when wine comes in 5-liter boxes?)
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To: Tax-chick

I was just looking for a song about moving.


1,273 posted on 08/02/2012 7:46:15 PM PDT by ThomasThomas
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To: Monkey Face

Lol! I misunderstood you, too. It sounded like you have overcompensated so much for CFIDS that you are now Superwoman and can no longer empathize with us mere humans. The poor guy also has a learning disability so I think it’s terrific that he’s holding down a job under such difficult circumstances.
Look, I know that you are Superwoman. (The walking to Wal Mart is very impressive to those of us who rapidly approach our expiration dates.) It’s just that I’ve noticed that very superior people think that their performance is baseline and that all others should be able to do what they do. This comes from a decidedly unsuperior person who occasionally makes accurate observations.
Good night and sweet dreams, my FRiend!


1,274 posted on 08/02/2012 9:02:48 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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1,275 posted on 08/03/2012 3:46:11 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Why should I get Valium when wine comes in 5-liter boxes?)
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To: Tax-chick; Silentgypsy

Off to Walmart. With my umbrella.


1,276 posted on 08/03/2012 5:41:09 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.)
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To: Monkey Face

Good luck! Off to Walmart, library, drop Pat at his ride to camp, lunch, Hobbit Club, choir practice, yadda yadda yadda. With luck, our route will intersect with milkshakes at some point.


1,277 posted on 08/03/2012 5:59:56 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Get another cat.)
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To: NicknamedBob
...hybrids are a fine idea...

Absolutely. Use those torquey electric motors to get you off the line, and up to 25mph, or so, and then let supercharged, fuel-injected internal combustion kick in and keep you pinned back in your seat all the rest of the way up the dial.

IIRC, I saw that Lexus was using hybrid tech that way on their SUV line.

1,278 posted on 08/03/2012 6:51:47 AM PDT by HKMk23 (GOPe 2012: MITT HAPPENS)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; All

We had torrential rain, thunder and lightning this A.M. No flash floods reported so off to deliver watermelon and tomatoes to Earth Woman. The melon is about 28 lbs. but she freezes them so it isn’t a bad thing for her small nuclear family. Already fed the horse and peacocks. Today is the wonderful VFD fish fry with shrimp and peanut butter cake! Gotta try to get Crowbar some Frontline while we’re out.
Have a great day, y’all!


1,279 posted on 08/03/2012 7:28:55 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy; All

Howdy!


1,280 posted on 08/03/2012 8:37:48 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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