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'I'm a eat you': Crazed naked man high on bath salts threatens to eat police officers as they try to
Daily Mail ^ | 11:37 EST, 3 July 2012 | Daily Mail Reporter

Posted on 07/03/2012 12:06:58 PM PDT by null and void


Newest 'cannibal': Karl Laventure apparently told police he wanted to eat their faces

Laventure appeared out of some woods and was seen running naked around a golf range near Atlanta, swinging a club around his head and screaming.

At first, they tried using pepper spray to stop him, but that left him undeterred.

'He didn't even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open,'

They then turned to their Tasers and though that momentarily shocked Laventure to the ground, it did not stop him.


Trouble: It took several police officers a significant amount of effort to subdue Karl Laventure when he was allegedly high on bathsalts

'We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed,'

He was still talking gibberish, cussing, saying he wanted to eat us, other people

The video shows him talking about the deceased rappers Biggie and Tupac, making animal sounds, and continuing to threaten the police officers.


Strong: Police sprayed him with pepper spray and shocked him with a taser five times before they were able to get him on the ground


Interrupted: Witnesses saw a naked Laventure running around the Atlanta Golf Center on June 14 'making animal noises'

Among other things he said "I'm'a eat you. I'll eat you, I don't want to eat you but I will,"

Though they controlled him enough to force him to a nearby hospital, he attacked one of the nurses on the scene and another fight ensued.

There have been a number of 'cannibal' incidents linked to bath salts in recent weeks.

Bath salts, a synthetic amphetamine cocktail known as 'the new LSD'

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: Georgia
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To: null and void
"Damned kid totaled the car."

Usually that only requires triggering the air bag.

So I take it the kid wasn't hurt too badly, yet.

Look at it another way, perhaps. Your loyal house servant, the car, has sacrificed itself to protect your offspring from self-induced idiocy. What more could you ask of it?

1,161 posted on 08/01/2012 4:53:43 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The road less traveled is often hazardous that way.)
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To: NicknamedBob; fanfan; null and void; Darksheare; ColdOne; Silentgypsy; Cyber Liberty; Anoreth; ...
Good morning, everyone. The LOLcat site isn't working well this morning, or my connection to it has a problem, so here is a nice picture of Jake and Shannon:


1,162 posted on 08/01/2012 5:46:45 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Live in such a way that your life would not make sense if God did not exist.)
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To: no-to-illegals

Thank you! And good morning! I hope you have a wonderful day. We’re going to the hardware store to get new blinds for the dining room.


1,163 posted on 08/01/2012 5:51:33 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Live in such a way that your life would not make sense if God did not exist.)
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To: Tax-chick

Jake has the prime spot, I see. Is he overseeing the Epic Fail Lawn Service?

I’m losing so much weight, I may have to finally invest in a “new” wardrobe. This is wierd.


1,164 posted on 08/01/2012 6:46:49 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.)
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To: Monkey Face

Good morning. Trip to the hardware store has been delayed by Kathleen’s nap.


1,165 posted on 08/01/2012 6:53:46 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Live in such a way that your life would not make sense if God did not exist.)
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To: no-to-illegals

Amen!


1,166 posted on 08/01/2012 6:54:06 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: null and void

Oh, no. That shows what a good person you are. I never let anyone else drive my car w/exception of Mr. Sg. Prayers up. Do you have public transportation where you live? We have nothing like that here.


1,167 posted on 08/01/2012 7:06:47 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Tax-chick

Good morning! What a lovely, peaceful picture. Thank you for posting.
I overslept. Weird thing is that I went to bed early last night because today’s my day at the shelter and I wanted to get up early. Must’ve found another function on the alarm clock because the silly alarm rang only once instead of nagging me every five minutes. That tells me that the Creator has kept me out of something unpleasant.
Have a great day and TTYL!


1,168 posted on 08/01/2012 7:14:13 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Tax-chick

Of course. The Princess shall not be disturbed.

It rained a lot last night, but because it didn’t come down in a 15 minute period, we didn’t have the flooding we normally do. Lots of accidents, though.

There are a couple of big rigs that jackknifed across the I-95 southbound about four AM and the freeway is still closed.

Folks aren’t used to driving with care in the rain as we have so little of it.


1,169 posted on 08/01/2012 7:14:38 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.)
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To: no-to-illegals

Amen to that!
Thanks!


1,170 posted on 08/01/2012 7:16:20 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Nah, he hit a guardrail on the freeway, shredded a fender, took out a headlight cluster and broke an alloy rim. Didn’t manage to trigger the airbags.

It doesn’t take much damage to total a 17 year old car.


1,171 posted on 08/01/2012 7:55:32 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1289 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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To: Silentgypsy
Do you have public transportation where you live?

Yes. The light rail station is only 2 miles away.

1,172 posted on 08/01/2012 7:58:36 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1289 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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To: Monkey Face

She woke up. It was just a small nap. Now off to the hardware store. Tom is driving, so if we don’t come back ... either he killed us all, or the internet went down again.

Oh, it didn’t post. Well, we’re back now, with new blinds for the dining room.


1,173 posted on 08/01/2012 8:08:06 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Live in such a way that your life would not make sense if God did not exist.)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

I HATE when that happens!


1,174 posted on 08/01/2012 8:10:44 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.)
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To: Tax-chick

“Ignore teh hyoomannss, when they nawt looking, we steal their noms!”


1,175 posted on 08/01/2012 9:08:29 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy; All

Howdy. in the 80’s so far this week. 30’s at night.


1,176 posted on 08/01/2012 9:09:46 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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To: null and void

Ouchies.
Kid is okay though, right?


1,177 posted on 08/01/2012 9:11:42 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

Oh, they get right up on the dinner table and eat off our plates. These are not subtle kittehs.


1,178 posted on 08/01/2012 9:14:03 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Live in such a way that your life would not make sense if God did not exist.)
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To: Darksheare

A little rattled, but otherwise OK.


1,179 posted on 08/01/2012 9:37:05 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1289 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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To: Tax-chick

So when they are being subtle, they’re really up to something?


1,180 posted on 08/01/2012 9:49:03 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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